Hey, At Least It Was the Finest Rape Money Could Buy

What's that? A bald spot?

What’s that on his head? A bald spot?

By any objective standard, it seems as if Donald Trump has been trying to torpedo his presidential candidacy since a Day One. However,  incendiary statement after incendiary statement has done nothing but bolster him among the right-wing crazies.

Now, however, there seems to be an explosive allegation against El Dick. The Daily Beast is reporting that Donald Trump allegedly raped his first wife Ivana. That in and of itself would be an utterly devastating allegation. But digging a little bit deeper, the story gets even weirder. It seems as if just prior to the alleged rape, Donald was angry at his wife because her recommendation for a plastic surgeon to fix a bald spot on the Dick’s head turned out to be a bad one.

From the Daily Beast:

After a painful scalp reduction surgery to remove a bald spot, Donald Trump confronted his then-wife, who had previously used the same plastic surgeon.

“Your fucking doctor has ruined me!” Trump cried.

What followed was a “violent assault,” according to Lost Tycoon. Donald held back Ivana’s arms and began to pull out fistfuls of hair from her scalp, as if to mirror the pain he felt from his own operation. He tore off her clothes and unzipped his pants.

“Then he jams his penis inside her for the first time in more than sixteen months. Ivana is terrified…It is a violent assault,” Hurt writes. “According to versions she repeats to some of her closest confidantes, ‘he raped me.’”

Yes, the story gets worse. Trump’s spokesperson Michael Cohen now is claiming that legally wives cannot be raped by their husbands. And of course that is entirely false.

I guess the question is: Will Dick jump the shark now? Will the Republican electorate finally realize that Donald Trump is completely out of his mind? Or will he continue to lead every Republican in every presidential poll? My feeling is the latter. The GOP voters are just crazy enough to embrace a guy who both hates immigrants and sometimes rapes his wife (when she deserves it?).

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