Hey, At Least It Was the Finest Rape Money Could Buy

What's that? A bald spot?

What’s that on his head? A bald spot?

By any objective standard, it seems as if Donald Trump has been trying to torpedo his presidential candidacy†since a Day One. However, †incendiary statement after incendiary statement has done nothing but†bolster him among the right-wing crazies.

Now, however, there seems to be an explosive allegation against El†Dick. The Daily Beast is reporting that Donald Trump allegedly raped his first wife Ivana. That in and of itself would be an utterly devastating allegation. But digging a little bit deeper, the story gets even weirder. It seems as if just prior to the alleged rape, Donald was†angry at his wife because her†recommendation for a plastic surgeon to fix a bald spot on†the Dick’s†head turned out to be a bad one.

From the Daily Beast:

After a painful scalp reduction surgery to remove a bald spot, Donald Trump confronted his then-wife, who had previously used the same plastic surgeon.

‚ÄúYour fucking doctor has ruined me!‚ÄĚ Trump cried.

What followed was a ‚Äúviolent assault,‚ÄĚ according to†Lost Tycoon. Donald held back Ivana‚Äôs arms and began to pull out fistfuls of hair from her scalp, as if to mirror the pain he felt from his own operation. He tore off her clothes and unzipped his pants.

‚ÄúThen he jams his penis inside her for the first time in more than sixteen months. Ivana is terrified‚ĶIt is a violent assault,‚ÄĚ Hurt writes. ‚ÄúAccording to versions she repeats to some of her closest confidantes, ‚Äėhe raped me.‚Äô‚ÄĚ

Yes, the story gets worse. Trump’s spokesperson Michael Cohen now is claiming that legally wives cannot be raped by their husbands. And of course that is entirely false.

I guess the question is: Will Dick†jump the shark now? Will the Republican electorate finally realize that Donald Trump is completely out of his mind? Or will he continue to lead every Republican in every presidential poll? My feeling is the latter. The GOP voters are†just crazy enough to embrace†a guy who both hates immigrants and sometimes rapes his wife (when she deserves it?).

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