For a guy who continually brags that he owns the finest suits, the finest watches, the finest wife, the most expensive buildings, and is in possession of the largest amount of solid gold shoved up his rectum, he really made our heads turn with this white (naturally) preposterous piece of dog crap he calls a hat, which he wore to his Laredo, Tex., press event.
Did he hire the finest graphic designer for this? Was copious thought put into this particular hat? Trump claims to be worth $10 billion, but the best you can do is order cheap $2 hat likely bought online? If this isn’t the surest sign of a dick then I don’t know what is.