Seemingly unaware that piñata makers in L.A. are using El Dick’s likeness for an entire line of the party favorite, Dick is making a run for the border this week, stopping in Laredo, Tex. (a town whose population is 96 percent latino).
Will he be signing piñatas? Or maybe he’ll appear at a child’s birthday and the aggressive kids with mallets will mistake the real Donald for the piñata. That’d be pretty awesome.