El Dick Heads to Mexico, Unaware He’s a Piñata

Come on, you know you'd love to bash that in.

Come on, you know you’d love to bash that in.

Seemingly unaware that piñata makers in L.A. are using El Dick’s likeness for an entire line of the party favorite, Dick is making a run for the border this week, stopping in Laredo, Tex. (a town whose population is 96 percent latino).

Will he be signing piñatas? Or maybe he’ll appear at a child’s birthday and the aggressive kids with mallets will mistake the real Donald for the piñata. That’d be pretty awesome.

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