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Wow, Who Knew the Relevance of this Website?

When I began this website eons ago, I had no idea just how big a dickshine one Donald J. Drumpf would become. In the past year there have been so many instances of Donald Trump dickishness, that I’d need a staff … Continue reading

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Hey, At Least It Was the Finest Rape Money Could Buy

By any objective standard, it seems as if Donald Trump has been trying to torpedo his presidential candidacy since a Day One. However,  incendiary statement after incendiary statement has done nothing but bolster him among the right-wing crazies. Now, however, there seems … Continue reading

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Check Out Donald Trump’s Crappy Hat

For a guy who continually brags that he owns the finest suits, the finest watches, the finest wife, the most expensive buildings, and is in possession of the largest amount of solid gold shoved up his rectum, he really made our heads … Continue reading

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Editorial: Republicans Worried About Trump Need Only Look in Mirror

There are a lot of nervous Republicans hoping that Donald Trump has peaked. They appear to be worried that the Dick has severely damaged the party. What they seem to forget, however, is that the core GOP hierarchy is comprised up of … Continue reading

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U.S. Border Patrol to Trump: You’re Such a Dick!

Members of the U.S. Border Patrol were slated to have a photo-op with the Donald at the U.S.–Mexico border, but once they realized Trump is a piñata and a supreme dick, they backed out. “Just to be clear, an endorsement was … Continue reading

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El Dick Heads to Mexico, Unaware He’s a Piñata

Seemingly unaware that piñata makers in L.A. are using El Dick’s likeness for an entire line of the party favorite, Dick is making a run for the border this week, stopping in Laredo, Tex. (a town whose population is 96 percent … Continue reading

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Trump Thinks John McCain’s a Pussy for Being Captured

Despite never serving in the military (or really known how one works), The Dick slammed POW and fellow conservative John McCain saying: “He’s not a war hero,” Trump said mockingly. “He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like … Continue reading

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The New Yorker’s Andy Borowitz Nails It

Funny. Andy Borowitz, a writer with a super-plum gig at the New Yorker, does pretty much what I do and have done in my career. The difference is, well, he writes for the New Yorker for God’s sake. Regardless, his latest … Continue reading

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Out of Ideas, Trump Adopts Racist Tea-Party Lingo for 2016

El Dicko has some sagely words for Americans: Welcome back to 2010, when racist d-bag tea-party knuckle-draggers ruled the country. Completely out of ideas and running his nascent campaign into the ground, Donald Trump trotted out Old Reliable at one of his … Continue reading

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Trump Uses Family Members of Murdered as Political Props

Just when you think a guy can’t possibly be more of a dick, more of a douchebag, he goes and does this. Why would Trump meet with families of victims killed by undocumented immigrants? Because he cares? (No.) Because he … Continue reading

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