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Wow, Who Knew the Relevance of this Website?

When I began this website eons ago, I had no idea just how big a dickshine one Donald J. Drumpf would become. In the past year there have been so many instances of¬†Donald Trump dickishness, that I’d need a staff … Continue reading

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Hey, At Least It Was the Finest Rape Money Could Buy

By any objective standard, it seems as if Donald Trump has been trying to torpedo his presidential candidacy†since a Day One. However, †incendiary statement after incendiary statement has done nothing but†bolster him among the right-wing crazies. Now, however, there seems … Continue reading

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Check Out Donald Trump’s Crappy Hat

For a guy who continually brags that he owns¬†the finest suits, the finest watches, the finest wife, the most expensive buildings, and is in possession of the¬†largest amount of solid gold shoved up his rectum, he really made our heads … Continue reading

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Editorial: Republicans Worried About Trump Need Only Look in Mirror

There are a lot of nervous Republicans hoping that Donald Trump has peaked. They appear¬†to be worried that the Dick has severely damaged the party. What they seem to forget, however, is that the core GOP hierarchy is comprised¬†up of … Continue reading

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U.S. Border Patrol to Trump: You’re Such a Dick!

Members of the U.S. Border Patrol were slated to have a photo-op¬†with the Donald at the U.S.‚ÄďMexico border, but once they realized Trump is a pi√Īata and a supreme dick, they backed out. ‚ÄúJust to be clear, an endorsement was … Continue reading

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El Dick Heads to Mexico, Unaware He’s a Pi√Īata

Seemingly unaware that pi√Īata makers in L.A. are using El Dick’s likeness for an entire line of the party favorite, Dick is making a run for the border this week, stopping¬†in Laredo, Tex. (a town whose population is 96 percent … Continue reading

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Trump Thinks John McCain’s a Pussy for Being Captured

Despite never serving in the military (or really known how one works), The Dick slammed POW and fellow conservative John McCain saying: “He’s not a war hero,” Trump said mockingly. “He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like … Continue reading

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The New Yorker’s Andy Borowitz Nails It

Funny. Andy¬†Borowitz, a writer with a super-plum gig at the New Yorker, does pretty much what I do and have done in my career. The difference is, well, he writes for the New Yorker for God’s sake. Regardless, his latest … Continue reading

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Out of Ideas, Trump Adopts Racist Tea-Party Lingo for 2016

El Dicko has some sagely words for Americans: Welcome back to 2010, when racist d-bag tea-party knuckle-draggers¬†ruled the country. Completely out of ideas and running his nascent campaign into the ground, Donald Trump trotted out Old Reliable¬†at one of his … Continue reading

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Trump Uses Family Members of Murdered as Political Props

Just when you think a guy can’t possibly be more of a dick, more of a douchebag, he goes and does this. Why would Trump meet with families of victims killed by undocumented immigrants? Because he cares? (No.) Because he … Continue reading

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