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Donald Trump Names Members of His Cabinet

Well, no he hasn’t really, but we here at DonaldTrumpIsADick.com have come up with a list we think is pretty viable if he were to become the President of the United States (shudder!). Remember, you saw it here first: Secretary … Continue reading

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Dicks Don’t Generalize!

Señor D-Bag just thinks that Persians are great negotiators.” (And let’s be honest, they’re great cats, too!)

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Trump Claims He’s a Gun Nut, But He’s Probably Lying

One of the biggest revelations from Trump’s interview with NBC’s with Katy Tur comes not that the Dick is a misogynist (note the patronizing and condescending dripping from his mouth at every turn), but that he’s a “big” 2nd Amendment … Continue reading

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El Dick Probably Hires Undocumented Workers; Makes Crappy Clothes in China

It’s getting harder now to figure out on which side of his mouth Donald Trump is talking. He hates Mexicans, but probably employs them, as he’s said. He’s also said over and over again that China is eating our lunch. … Continue reading

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A Certain Dick Has Way Too Much Time on His (Short Fingered) Hands

Hey, Donald, the correct usage is, “You are the racist. Not me.” And come on Dick, you can’t come up with a better retort than that? You’re basically saying, “I know you are, but what am I.” What are you … Continue reading

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Working for His Dickness Is Like Working in a Gulag

This bon mot from the Miami Herald: Apparently, Trump treats his employees like he does Mexican immigrants. Trump’s [401(k)] contribution doesn’t completely belong to you for six years. That vesting schedule is the slowest allowed under U.S. law. Shocking that … Continue reading

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Trump Fires Back at the World: “Mexico Sucks, Admit It”

Departing for his usual modesty, Head Dick has released a lengthy statement justifying his hatred of Mexicans. (Wait, he doesn’t mind some Mexicans, as long they’re busboys and dishwashers.)  See it here: Donald Trump statement on Mexico & illegal immigration

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A Tweet So Offensive Even Señor Dick Had to Delete It

Though let’s face it: Probably more likely that someone in Trump’s camp deleted this tweet. Has the Dick ever admitted that he did anything wrong? Ever? No.

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When a Roomful of Dicks Thinks You’re Too Dickish, You Know You’re a Serious Dick

Struck by this little gem from the Republican media machine The Wall Street Urinal Journal. The 2016 clown-car of candidates has been up in arms over the past week not about the legalization of gay marriage or the affirmation of Obamacare. … Continue reading

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Newsweek’s Q&A With the Dick Buries the Lead

You have to wade through a whole bunch of pointless drivel and rookie chest-thumping before Señor Dick really shows his supreme dickishness. He ends by making a side-note about Newsweek. “It’s a great magazine,” he quipped. “I was on two … Continue reading

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